Pictures don't lie.  

   Modern technology has come up with a quick fix to the ever-increasing obesity epidemic.  

   Thanks to this little baby:  you can now look 10-20lbs thinner in an instant.  Hewlett-Packard's new Photosmart M and R series cameras feature a "slimming mode" that can hide those extra pounds of guilt with ease.  This special feature is supposed to slim the center of the photos and slightly widen the outside to help maintain perspective.  Just in time to for the up-coming holidays, too. (Yikes!) 

   Sorry, but this will not promote health, vitality, and quality of life.  What's next?  Slimming effect mirrors, contacts, and eyeglasses?