Lovely picture with this newsreel. 

I will definitely pass on "Naked Sunday," which is frequented by middle aged and elderly men. 

No thanks!  To the sticky, slapping testicles and flabby layers of skin slapping against exercise machines and sweaty seats. 

Clothing provides a protective barrier between bodily fluids and the rest of the world and it is greatly appreciated in the public setting. 

Cover it up, dude!