These new "FitFlops" are all the rage for those who relish in ignorance.  They supposedly shape and tone your legs through some biomechanical engineering that works your legs and burns calories while you walk...ahem?  But wait, the fact that some "Dr." designed them inherently tells you that they must work.  I especially love the warning label, really convincing to see that.

Oh come on!  This is the silliest, most dangerous idea I've seen yet.  All these bad boys are gonna do is place excessive stress on your spine, hips, and upwards to your traps and shoulders. 

This ditz actually thinks they may be comparative to squatting on a wobbleboard.  Oh please!  I know squatting and no pair of sandals will make you feel as though you have 225 lb. on your back.  My question to her is this - you obviously think it is cool to be lazy, so why bother to lie and say you care about your level of fitness?  

No thanks, I'd rather work my body safely and effectively to strengthen my musculature, my heart, and increase circulation to my brain.